"...That's why darling it's incredible...."

Free Sheese Burger with Any Transmission Adjustment!

Chop around... you won't find a better price anywhere!

Open 24 hours! (just not all in a row...)

Italians made coffee. Americans made it FASTER...

The Arsonist's Delight...

I usually prefer the wite sauce, myself...

Good source for stationary Stationery

I also recommend their Sanitary and Tobbaco [sic]

Lookin' Good Feelin' Good Natur'lly

I always thought Lief Garrett spelled his name L-E-I-F

Wends do you think we can eat here?

Try this restaurants on your next trips

I wish I had a sandwish...

Delivery so FAST and so FREE it makes me want to cry

Refreshing, creamy and smoot

A tribute to Manhatan [sic] native Sam Coslow??

Maybe not, because I hear he wasn't a big fan of Swiss Cheese N Russian Dressing. (Sam Coslow Bio here)

The Rape Atic

Better keep your eyes open here!

Luckily I had my camera and gots a picture of this

I see he's not the only one either.... Check out his competitor on Fritch Ctreek Rd: I Got Firewood Inc

Her name was Lucy but they all called her Loose

"We put the 'R' in 'T-SHRIT"

Happy Birthday Glenday!

It seems.

Now that is a CONCISE email!

A Barge of Garbarge

(Thanks to Brenda H for the contribution!)

I Big Your Pardon?

(Thanks to Joe C for this contribution)

Always plan a head

I still wonder if you scramble the missing "H" and the missing "E" correctly with the mysterious word wrap, you might discover some kind of coded message. 4.

Pyscho

I'm pretty sure if Lauren was psychic she'd know she spelled CRYSTLE wrong.

HOT SOUP"S

A great menu from today to use as my first post! Enjoy their range of HOT SOUP"S including such tasty delights as; BASIAL W/ RAVIOLE, WIELD MUSHROM, CHILI, CHILLI and more CHILIES.

yum!